Ladies and gentlement, you have wiated too long and now it's here - a drinken blog from Sarah!
If there is one life lesson I can impart to you, my readers, it is this. Speed Dating is goooood. I just spent a most fab ebening cahtting to 25 men, some more attractive than others, and I would recommend that any of you try it. It';s fab - you get to exert your fabulous female charms over all these men and tehn write amusing coments about them! I had a most fantastic night. After it gfinished i was persugaded to stay and chat by a man whose name I forget, who was unfortunately ginger and who clearly fancied the pants off me. The lady next to me (Rachel, lovely) commented thaqt I definitely had a tick tghere! Clearly I am well attractive. I also think I managed not to sound pissed which is well impressive given the state of my typing. Havbe had most of a bottle of wine. mmmmmmmm.
Comedy moment: was walking home and nearly walked past my house, tehn went "Oooh, I live there" and managed to get in,. Just cooked remsinds (remains?) of pasta and shouted "Ping" really loudly when microawave went, then jimped acrpss floor in manner of kangarroo tgo fetch said pasta. Man. Have open day tomorrow and will likely be hungover and knackered. errorr.
So yes - Valentine speed daing highly recommend, or at any time of year really, and definitely v attractive and funny men there. Hurrrrah.
Enjoy the drunken post of meeee!