Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A plague of short men

Today I had an email from someone who sounds perfect in almost every way - among many other things he's a pianist, he shares lots of interests with me and he can write! The problem is he's 5ft 4. I just couldn't go out with someone who was 4 inches shorter than me...it feels a bit shallow but sadly it is important. This is one of the very few occasions when I wish I was a bit shorter. Ah well - could be a potential new friend.

2 comments:

Juicy said...

Dude - if you really get on well with him but the height thing still bothers you then buy him platform shoes. He will be at the height (pardoning the pun) of retro fashion and will become the same height as you instantly! I have just the shoes for the job.

Andy Robinson said...

I think you are worrying excessively about the height. I thought you were just after a good time. So as long as you're just looking for 'fun' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) then meet up with, have 'fun' (several times if you're not feeling too tired) and then dump him.